Category: Fun

Battle Cats

Battle Cats is a mobile game which was developed by Ponos. The goal of the game is that different cats (the battle cats) save the world. You use the cats in different levels and defeat other animals like dogs, snakes and also gorillas. With normal you can get the basic cats. When you open a rare cat capsule, you can get a rare cat, with a bit of luck a super rare and with a lot of luck you get UBER SUPER RARE cat. Uber super rare cats are very expensive to upgrade and to buy in the fight. If you upgrade a cat to level 10 it evolves to a better version of the cat. Every month and every week their are different event where you can win cool stuff. And if you log in every day you get a normal cat capsule. Battle Cats was released in 2014.

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Funny jokes!

Maja at the school doctor: “How healthy are carrots?” The doctor answers prommtly: “Extremely healthy, at least I have not had any in my office hours!”

“For the hundred time: “Even if everyone in your class has one, you will not get a smartphone”, the Viking scols his son. “It was not invented yet!”

How do two invisible tigers greet each other? Long time no see!

Ann lives on the fourth floor. One morning she finds a snail in the flower box on the balcony and throws it down. A year later, the doorbell rings. Ann opens up the door. The snail is crouching in front of the door and yelling angrily: “What is that supposed to be?”

“Easy”, says the crazy doctor to the patient. “I`ve certainly done this operation fifty times, so it has to work once.“

“Mum, everybody makes fun of me because I have such big feet!” “That`s not right boy and now put your shoes in the garage and come to dinner!”

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