Maja at the school doctor: “How healthy are carrots?” The doctor answers prommtly: “Extremely healthy, at least I have not had any in my office hours!”
“For the hundred time: “Even if everyone in your class has one, you will not get a smartphone”, the Viking scols his son. “It was not invented yet!”
How do two invisible tigers greet each other? Long time no see!
Ann lives on the fourth floor. One morning she finds a snail in the flower box on the balcony and throws it down. A year later, the doorbell rings. Ann opens up the door. The snail is crouching in front of the door and yelling angrily: “What is that supposed to be?”
“Easy”, says the crazy doctor to the patient. “I`ve certainly done this operation fifty times, so it has to work once.“
“Mum, everybody makes fun of me because I have such big feet!” “That`s not right boy and now put your shoes in the garage and come to dinner!”
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